My husband posted this on his blog, and I am a sucker for posts that require very little thought.  Also, this is sort of like Mad Libs, which I love.  So anyway, if you read my blog and have an iPod (and a blog) then TAG!  You’re it!

Here’s the rules:

• Put your iTunes on shuffle.
• For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
• YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! (I’m skipping movie soundtrack stuff.)

Got it?  Good.  Here we go…

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY,” YOU SAY?
“With You” – Jessica Simpson
This makes absolutely no sense.  Off to a great start!

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
“Comin’ Back” – The Crystal Method
Eh?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“Jimmy” – Tool
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
“Desert Rose” – Sting
Okay, at least SOME of N’s answers sort of made sense.  So far, NADA.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
“Linger” – The Cranberries
Is it just me, or does this make me sound somewhat stalkerish?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
“Intermission” – Tool
Well, I do often feel like I’m waiting on the next Big Life Event.  But I wouldn’t call that a motto.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“She Drives Me Crazy” – Fine Young Cannibals
Well!  Thanks a lot, FRIENDS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Wannabe” – Spice Girls
Hmmm.

WHAT IS 2+2?
“Dust in the Wind” – Kansas
How very philosophical.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“Drive In, Drive Out” – Dave Matthews Band
Okay, I may just have a dirty mind but this makes me giggle.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Crash Into Me” – Dave Matthews Band
Hee hee hee hee.  I am a 12-year-old boy, apparently.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“Stinkfist” – Tool
Well, October 2008 wasn’t the greatest month ever but I don’t think it was THAT bad.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“What a Wonderful World” – Louis Armstrong
Ambitious, no?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Too Much” – Dave Matthews Band
It is becoming apparent that I have too much DMB in my playlist.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“My Immortal” – Evanescence
I see.  Hmm.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“The Child is Gone” – Fiona Apple
Probably a better answer for the next question.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“#41” – Dave Matthews Band
Oh, good Lord.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
“Over and Over” – Tim McGraw and Nelly
I do repeat myself a lot.  My husband calls it “nagging”.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“My Happy Ending” – Avril Lavigne
I certainly hope so!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“Pale September” – Fiona Apple
Again, an answer that means nothing.

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
“Black or White” – Michael Jackson
Um?

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
“She’s My Pusher” – The Crystal Method
Who?  WHO?

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
“Wherever I May Roam” – Metallica
I do wish that N and I had traveled more before settling down to have kids.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
“Nice Guys Finish Last” – Green Day
Well, that’s just mean!

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
“Torn” – Natalie Imbruglia
The fact that I bought the whole shitty CD for that one good song does make me cry a little.

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
“Complicated” – Avril Lavigne
Not really.  I wasn’t married prior to June 2001, but now I am.  Simple.

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
“Cruisin’” – Huey Lewis & The News
I don’t like to be in the car, but I wouldn’t call it a fear or anything.

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
“Fast As You Can” – Fiona Apple
Again, NO SENSE.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
“Shape of My Heart” – Noah and the Whale
I have very little control over such things.

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
“Love Is a Battlefield” – Pat Benatar
Not so much anymore.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
“H.” – Tool
Now the title of this post makes sense, but the titles of Tool songs do not.