I saw this over at Metalia’s site, and I thought it was a great idea so of course had to make one of my own.  An anti-bucket list, fun!  Plus, I love lists and easy posts.  Win-win!

NonSoccerMom’s F*ck It List:

1.  Learn to drive a standard transmission.  I think I lack the necessary hand-eye coordination.  My dad tried to insist that I learn before I would be allowed to get my drivers license but he had to rescind that pretty quickly.  I guess he decided he didn’t want to chauffeur me around for the rest of his life.

2.  Go skydiving.  No, thank you.  My acrophobia politely refuses.

3.  Visit the Grand Canyon.  I don’t care.  I’m sorry.  Maybe I should care, but I don’t.

4.   Go camping/fishing/hunting/sleep under the stars for any reason.  I hate the great outdoors.  It’s dirty and there are bugs.  Not to mention a decided lack of decent restroom facilities.  

5.  Own an RV and drive around the country.  No.

6.  Redevelop a taste for beer.  I think I just got way too drunk on it way too many times in college.  Bad memories, man.

7.  Go skiing ever again.  Why is this considered fun?  It’s dangerous and cold and painful and terrifying.  I’ve been one time and DID NOT LIKE.           

What are some things you will NEVER feel the need to do before you die?