Y’all!  You would not believe the number of hits this blog gets for “Danny Glover speech impediment“.  It’s starting to rank up there with variations of “soccer mom”.  Other searches that brought people here during the month of March:

• “i hate april”, “i hate april showers” and “i hate the month of april” – Fair enough.  I don’t dislike April as much as I loathe November, but sometimes it does suck.
• “you know you have arrived as a” – As a what?  WHAT?
• “do donuts need to be refrigerated?” – The eternal question.
• “452354” – A sequence of numbers which has absolutely no significance to me whatsoever.
• “globs in mouthwash after spitting” – That’s gross, and I’d say it means you need to brush your teeth better.
• “greyhound sleep patterns” – There’s not really much of a pattern involved.  Anywhere, anytime, approximately 23 hours a day.
• “how to make rock candy” – Don’t ask me. 
• “i looked nothing like my family growing up. do you know me” – I hope you found the answers you were searching for, Mystery Googler.
• “my cat is a moron” – You have my sympathies.  I feel your pain.
• “i actually fancy myself” – I don’t even know what to say to that.  Or to the next one,
• “my husband fingers me” – …congratulations?

and finally, my favorite result of the month:  “mom wet pushy”.  Do with that what you will.

Happy Friday to all, and I hope you have a wonderful Easter weekend.

*Aside to my sister’s “dorky” childhood friend:  I get an e-mail from Google analytics each month that gives me this info.  I don’t know how to sign up for it, or how else you would track it, or even how it works in the first place.  It could be magic, as far as I know.  Blogging knowledge FAIL.  That’s what my webmaster husband is for.  🙂