Good news! Now, apparently, I am attracting all sorts of pervy googlers. That’s what I’ve been going for. I’ve finally achieved my goal of catering to the deviant population of the world. What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right. I watched the (PG-13 rated) movie xXx and reviewed it here (rather half-assedly, I might add). Stupid, clearly. Also stupid, actually listing all of these alarming search phrases which will undoubtedly cause me to get even more hits and around and around we go. I’m going to have to delete my entire blog, aren’t I? Because now I’m getting hits from searches like this:
- “xxx mom” – Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
- “mom xxx” – Fine, fine. Whatevs. We get it. Disturbing though it may be.
- “i want to watch, mom and son xxx videos” – I really could have lived my entire life without knowing that people have fetishes like this one.
- “mom home make videos xxx” – Ew.
- “i want suck mom.com” – Just, no.
- “xxx mom movies” – Why? WHY.
- “mom sucking boy” – OH MY GOD.
The good news is, clearly none of these people found what they were looking for as none of them actually stayed on the site long enough to read anything. The bad news…well, that should be self explanatory, and if it isn’t, I can’t help you.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a shower. Or ten.
