- How it is that I got coffee all over my desk and keyboard without realizing it.
- Why the cleaning crew left a handwritten advertisement for handmade burritos on my desk last night.
- Whether anyone would actually purchase burritos with no information beyond what fits on a business-card sized piece of notebook paper.
- How I am going to break down explanations of 11 possible medical insurance options for the people in my department when I barely understand them myself.
- Why I volunteered to be on the employee benefit committee in the first place.
- Why the dog’s bladder shrinks to the size of a pea when I am the only one around to let her out.
- Why I am having a much harder time with the concept of sleep-training Miss T than I did with AE.
- Why it hasn’t rained decently here for months.
- Where N and I could possibly afford to go for a nice vacation in the spring.
- Why some people are so damn crabby all the time, even to people they have to work with every day.
- Why I haven’t cleaned out my closet yet.
- How long it will take me to clean out my closet.
- Whether I should bother to have a garage sale or just give all the old clothes to Goodwill.
- Why I am even bothering to consider having a garage sale since it is a monumental pain in the ass.
- Why some people in positions of authority feel the need to be jerks just because they can.
- Why there is never anything on TV anymore except for crappy reality shows.
- If people on reality shows like Rock of Love realize what idiots they look like.
- Why I am not a millionaire.
- How much it would cost to hire a nighttime nanny.
- If the girl who is supposed to be my new cleaning lady is ever going to call me to set up an appointment.
- Why I hate cleaning the house so much.
- Where the ants in the kitchen are coming from.
- Why some people seem to think that black, pink, yellow and white jeans do not fall into the category of denim and therefore wear them to work every day of the week.
- Why anyone would wear black, pink, yellow and/or white jeans in the first place.
- Why I am so lazy and never want to cook dinner anymore.
- Why cold cereal is not considered an acceptable dinner choice every single night.
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