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Excerpts of today’s IM conversation regarding dinner options between my difficult charming husband and myself: me:  I thought you hated quiche          

The weekend was mostly uneventful, as our weekends typically are.   We did manage to fill the time with an assortment of non-events. Miss T continues to work toward crawling and occasionally gets very angry that she is still mostly immobile.  She has spent the last several nights sleeping in her carseat to alleviate the problem of […]

This morning AE was lounging on my bed and harassing the cat when suddenly he announced “Her heartbeat smells like fur!”   Um, what?  I questioned him and pointed out that heartbeats don’t smell like anything and he clarified further with “It SOUNDS like thunder but it SMELLS like fur!”  Okay then.

Dear Precious Four-Month-Old Miss T: I love you more than you’ll ever know. You are just about the sweetest baby I have ever encountered. However, I’ll thank you to please stop trying to sit up every time you are in a position that is even remotely horizontal. Especially when I am trying to feed you. […]

So, the daycare called me this morning at 8:45 saying that I needed to come get AE – he had been crying with an earache practically since I dropped him off. Of course, as soon as I got there the tears immediately stopped and he was all “Yay! I get to go home and have […]