Because sometimes they are almost as amusing as conversations with my kids. Scene: My cubicle at the office, around 10 a.m. My mom called to ask a question. Mom: I’m sorry to bother you at work, but I need to know what that thing is called that my friends gave me at my retirement party. […]
I’ve been sadly remiss in posting anything about the very busy last couple of weeks, and if nothing else I need to get that last post off the top of my home page. To that end, pitifully short summaries. With pictures! Over Memorial Day weekend, N and I went to Baltimore for his college roommate’s […]
Good news! Now, apparently, I am attracting all sorts of pervy googlers. That’s what I’ve been going for. I’ve finally achieved my goal of catering to the deviant population of the world. What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right. I watched the (PG-13 rated) movie xXx and reviewed it here (rather half-assedly, I […]
Huh, what do you know. Well, that’s it! That’s the whole post. I found that single sentence saved in my drafts just now and am wondering why in the hell I bothered to save it. I’m also wondering what it is that we were supposed to know, exactly. Hmm. I don’t really have anything cohesive […]
1. What possessed my son to spit on the bathroom floor tonight. (In his defense, he did it without thinking and was almost as horrified as me. “I’m so sorry, Mom!!” Tell it to the gypsies, kid.) 2. How someone walked off with my car keys after leaving the child care at the gym and […]
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