The daycare called late yesterday afternoon to inform us that Miss T had produced two, erm, Diapers of a Questionable Nature over the course of the day. Apparently this means that the child gets sent home, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and definitely do not come back tomorrow. N and I always […]
I look forward to the end of the month, because I get my referral stats from Google Analytics (also because that’s when I get my paycheck, but you know. It’s the little things.) The keyword searches always make me laugh, and January’s were no exception. Apparently last month people were trolling the internet for the […]
Let’s take a trip in the Way-Back Machine, shall we? I’m very bored, so I’ve been poking around in some old (OLLLLLLD) photos that N scanned into our Flickr account and I am shocked by a few things:     Â
It’s been a stressful week. (I don’t really even want to think about how many posts I start off that way. Maybe that should be my tagline.) Anyway, no one wants to hear about the reasons for my stress, some of which are easily identifiable (deadline pressure at work), others of which are vague (non-specific […]
Your toddler is getting bitten at school. Like, repeatedly. Every day you have to sign a report, acknowledging that your child was bitten by the class vampire. Again. You’re 99.999% sure it’s the same kid each time. This kid is your kid’s best buddy, but you don’t know the parents very well, if at all. […]
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