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Baby Jekyll and Miss Hyde

Last night I had Miss T with me as I put some laundry away.  Once I finished up in my closet, I opened the door to leave and she beat me out.  I realized I had forgotten one last thing, so I turned my back and was only about 25 seconds behind her.  By the […]

To my daughter on her first birthday

Wow.  When I was a kid, I used to make fun of my dad for lamenting the all-too-quick passage of time.  But now I believe it completely, for it simply is unreal that my precious baby girl is one year old today. 

Sickness, elves, first words and a partridge in a pear tree

Good news!  It is indeed possible to avoid succumbing to a stomach bug of misery and destruction, no matter how pervasive it may seem to be.  Apparently you just have to will yourself to not get sick.  Because even though the Virus of Doom felled all other human members of my  family, I managed to […]

If you’re gonna spew, spew into this!

So!  Puking, puking and more puking.  Check!  Man, I hate puking.  Whether it is me or somebody else it totally sucks.  Or blows, whatever.  Give me upper respiratory crap or even strep throat any day of the week.

He’ll hate me for this post someday

AE is constantly cracking me up, whether he intends to or not.  I submit a sampling of some recent gems: