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Every topic under the sun? CHECK.

Oh, THANK GOD IT IS MONDAY.  I am not even kidding.  AE has been out of town so much this summer it had been a while since we had to wrangle both children at home all weekend long.  GAH.  AE bounces around continuously, and since becoming accustomed to playing Wii at my in-laws house he […]

Sometimes it is hard to believe he’ll be in kindergarten

This morning AE had his mysterious kindergarten testing.  Was it placement testing?  Testing for the gifted and talented program?  Just a general assessment of his abilities?  Who the hell knows?  Not me, as they were completely not forthcoming about what it is for.  It is required of newly enrolled kindergarteners, that’s pretty much all I was told.  […]

Imminent vacation = total lack of coherent thought.

I found a handy new way to corral Miss T while N and I get ready in the morning – the large garden tub in our master bath.  I plopped her down in there with a few toys and a plastic toothbrush tube (which she adores more than any toy she owns.  WHY?).  Turns out it […]

Today’s post brought to you by a total lack of sleep

As Kristine noted a few days ago, there is something genetically encoded in children that enables them to screw up their parents’ sleep patterns to the maximum possible extent.  Last night was no exception.  Due to N’s back pain situation and the resulting prescription for Vicodin, I was on baby duty all night.  Which meant, OF COURSE, […]

A veritable cornucopia of pointlessness

Tomorrow morning AE’s friend Tommy will be coming to our house for a few hours.  AE is beyond excited about this, I am less thrilled.  I mean, Tommy’s a good kid and all but I am not used to hosting other peoples’ children in my home.  What if he gets hurt?  What if he’s allergic […]